reslifelamentations:

Everyone knows that the closing of a building is a most glorious time to be enjoyed by all RAs! The building is finally quiet, everyone’s least favorite residents are gone, and MOST IMPORTANTLY:

THE TREASURE.

I was at commencement so I didn’t get to close out many rooms (my staff was just THAT AWESOME) but my (AMAZING) staff scored me some WOODEN HANGERS! Awwww yeah! Silly residents leaving stuff behind.

What were some of your closing treasures?

Time to turn feral and scurry around like a critter.

tobeblatantlyhonest:

On the outside we’re like:

…but then we shut the door and we’re like:

Like we don’t know, amirite?

(via fuckyeahreslife)

Answered.

When you get breakfast with a resident’s friend and the friend’s roommate, who you despise with the fire of a thousand suns, and having to choke back your rage.

The things I would say if I didn’t need this job!

Are not always the same in this job.

Consisted of a lovely alcohol bust and a drunk girl incident that kept me up till 3 AM.

I don’t wanna duty ever again.